What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 06:10
So they tried
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
‘Dirty Dozen’ 2025: The 12 Most Contaminated Fruits and Vegetables - Food & Wine
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
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No go.
No, not a chance
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids